yaaaawn

Tiny frog in a tiny bucket

𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵'𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 ♪ ( rts/likes appreciated. no quotes please ,,, )

i need a girlboss so i can lazybitch properly

Sis, I have not canonically worn pants in over two years. You can't possibly out-lazy this bitch

What? Of course, I'm not trying to catch a mean case of nasty ass. Pants are just too much work. My beautiful buttcheeks gotta BREATHE

Why should I? Hardly leave my room except to get butt-ass naked in front of a camera anyway! 〜(￣▽￣〜)

not really no. computers and feet pics are it!

Well, I do make a decent amount, but I also live with in a friend's house, so that helps

[thinks about her search history for 4 seconds] I need Jesus huh

seductively eats a Chipotle burrito while wearing a a spongebob squarepangs croptop

"I take back my seductive burrito eating"

"Richmond. Parents're straight outta Georia though. I hide it, but you ain't finna meet a more blue-blooded southern gal this side of the earth.

I call my tits the Apalachian Mountains

"I know where LA is! S'where all the fancy-pants tech bros blow themselves over their high-falootin' egos and all that junk. Buncha bozos if'n ya ask me."

Does post nut clarity feel something like waking up from a Chipotle coma

"No hard feelin's. Yer not the first one, yaknow? Y'all sure do love takin' potshots at us though. Reckon it's right rude of you. 'Cept all those Confederate flag-wavin' types. Total jackoffs. Rag on 'em all yeens like."

Fumio loses his mind for Lussy(Lisa pussy)

Ｌｉｓａ　Ｖｉｃｔｏｒｉａ hey its boob day can u put a tiddie in my moufers or no

ɪ'ᴍ ᴅʀᴜɴᴋ! ◇ᴄᴀʟɪɢᴜʟᴀ 2'ꜱ ᴋᴜᴅᴀɴ ◇[ɴ]ꜱꜰᴡ ʀᴘ ◇ɴᴏ ᴍɪɴᴏʀꜱ ◇ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ: #ᴍᴇɢᴀᴛᴇɴꜱʜɪ ɪ'ᴍ ᴅʀᴜɴᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ꜱʜᴀɴɢʀɪ-ʟᴀ!