Not everything is always cook and egg.

Tonight begins wintertime. You win-there-time with! #25uurineendag #geentijdtekort #wintertijd

Run around like a chicken without a head.

Trick or treat! I scared me an accident! #Halloween2020

Corona, I have it completely had with you! Let us with rest and shave you away!

I become staplecrazy from wearing a mouthcap, but what must that must!

Today eat I the whole day peppernuts and tough-tough! 🤤

Hooray, the delicious evening has come! Hear who knocks there...?

Look! There comes the Christman with his runanimals! 🦌🦌🦌🛷🎅🏻

Pfff, what a crazyhouse!

Pfff, it is so slippery outside, I fall the whole time sowhat on my hole!

Sometimes sits it with, sometimes sits it against. Let you not knowing. It comes all again good!

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Stupid storm weather. Now sits my hair totally in the war!

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Brrr! It is so cold, my toes freeze there sowhat off!

Watch out, it is baconslippery outside!