Dr Sketchy returns to @TLVenue tonight! Tickets still available, all materials provided and no previous drawing experience necessary. designmynight.com/london/whats-o…

Dr Sketchy London returns Monday 10th October with the hilarious Ada Campe and the death-defying Sebastian Angelique. Fabulous performances and life-drawing with a twist. Prizes to be won! Tickets here: bit.ly/3e7rAvp

Your reminder that reminders like this are actually quite vexing but we do them to sell tickets. Dr Sketchy London is back 10th October with Ada Campe and Seb Angelique. A fabulous fun evening of sketching and campers. Tickets via DMN: designmynight.com/london/whats-o…

Oh this made me laugh. A perfectly acceptable use of an entirely accurate term, in my view.

Don't miss out on the next Dr Sketchy London, The Carrot and Carol show, featuring the superb talents of Carrot and Lady Carol. Monday 24 October, at @TLVenue - tickets here: designmynight.com/london/whats-o…

Gosh, a Tory MP who actually has principles. Although he's on the way out. Oh well. We'll take it.

Lettuce not gloat, kind people, that the Tory Titanic struck the political Iceberg. We should not Rocket to the conclusion that this eventuality is a Gem to be treasured, but rather Romaine focused on the challenges ahead.

Despite waking at 8am, I feel invigorated today. I can't imagine why. But do you be-leave in life after Liz?

People who drive vehicles with deliberately loud exhausts are foul awful twats and deserve something I can’t say on Twitter.

A wonderfully witchy Dr Sketchy awaits - Monday 14th November at @TLVenue , 7pm, featuring supermodels Lady Clio and Giddy Heights. Tickets designmynight.com/london/whats-o…

Our last Dr Sketchy London takes place Monday 12th December @TLVenue in Kennington, featuring the fabulously festive Mysti Vine and Belle de Beauvoir. Come join us! Tickets: designmynight.com/london/whats-o…

The nation is (loosely) gripped by the bread and circuses spectacle of #HelenandMaggy but, meanwhile, there is a conspicuous lack of outrage over things that actually matter. (In case you're wondering, Helen and Maggy are Harry and Meghan, and yes, not an especially good joke.)

Vale Vivienne Westwood. A truly glorious, complicated and yes, 'ground-breaking' artist. I hope your anarchic spirit is causing mischief, wherever you are.

On Sat 4th Feb, 2pm we’ll be celebrating the life of Jason Dowler & his his love of the arts in a special charity show at @phoenixartsclubz. Line-up includes Ada Campe Dusty Limits 🎩 Victoria Wood Tribute 💋 Michael Roulston @AdeleAnderson & me. £ to Dignity in Dying. phoenixartsclub.com/whats-on/event…

The UK government has been asked by the European Court of Human Rights to respond to a number of ‘credible allegations’ of alleged Russian interference in the Brexit referendum. No wonder this rotten to the core Government wants us out of the ECHR

🚨 NEW: Femi FactChecks #PMQs @femi_sorry just exposed that Rishi Sunak is copying Boris Johnson's playbook. 🔹 Nadhim Zahawi 🔹 Zara Aleena 🔹 Rwanda

'You read rubbish. And it shows.' SLAM.

Why it’s hard to explain the 70’s to people. Tom Jones and Tina Turner performing Hot Legs by Rod Stewart.

Ashes to Ashes is this Wednesday! Raising money for cancer research, support and child bereavement programs. A stunning line-up and a must-see for fans of #davidbowie - tickets here: cabaret-vs-cancer.designmynight.com/6389f9459e56b3…

This is what's happening - tonight! Life-drawing with a cabaret tonight featuring two sensationally funny singers. designmynight.com/london/whats-o…