𝙍𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨.

"Why the hell do you even keep one in your pants anyway?? That feels wrong..."

bianca.⠀ AIGHT. I'm getting married this week so I'm gonna be mad busy pretty much the whole time, but I'll get to any replies I owe once things calm down closer to the weekend. UNTIL THEN. STAY FROSTY. FIGHT GOD. AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.

bianca.⠀ AIGHT THIS GAY BITCH IS A WIFE NOW HOO-RAH I'LL GET TO MY REPLIES EITHER LATER TODAY OR TOMORROW

"Wait, could it be...? Looking at these results, I...yes! I've discovered a new pokemon typing-! Wait, no...that's just a coffee stain... Damn it, I really thought I was onto something there."

With that threat, Heidi's eyes snapped forwards to meet those of the one holding her. Her expression suddenly became more serious, more...determined. "So what if you did? I'd find my way out. You need to try harder than that to threaten me, no matter who you are."

"The dragon of truth, huh. That'd be a weird title to lie about, so I'll believe you for now." Grabbing the others hand, Heidi pulled herself up off the ground. She seemed a lot happier now she wasn't on her back. "So what was with all the staring and pinning anyhow?"

bianca.⠀ Since it's been like a week or smth since I last got to replies feel free to bump anything I missed.

"That's where you're wrong. A person like me is prepared for any situation...even one as ridiculous as this!" Searching her pockets, Heidi seemed to be frantically looking for something. Finally she pulled out a small card. "You ready for my next move?!"

"And you judge me as not full of greed and wanting? That's shocking. Most consider me pretty selfish. Personally, I don't see it that way." She gave just a hint of a smile. "Unless it's selfish to want to change this world by my own hands, that is."

"YOU'RE TOO LATE. THAT CARD IS POT OF GREED, IT ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO CARDS FROM MY DECK. FROM MY DECK I DRAW BLACK LOTUS, GRANTING ME THE MANA TO CAST THE UNO REVERSE CARD, REMOVING ME FROM THIS DIMENSION." With echoed laughter she disappeared. Such is the uno reverse power.

How does he know what Arcanine shit tastes like

Can't have been that good of a day-

"Good morning to everyone except Tim."

"You've failed me for the last time." Snaps fingers. "Men, send him to the gooning corner."

Chokes on a black pretzel and dies