boban purposefully missing for the fans vs. jontay purposefully missing for the fans

good alternative to this is to have 10 beers and talk to your friends about other times you had 10 beers

what’s the lowest stakes conspiracy theory you have? i think airplane mode is a hoax because they don’t want you texting your friends and telling them you’re not having fun on the plane

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I'd like to take this time to remind everyone that Indiana Hoosier Antwaan Randle El has the highest QBR in Super Bowl history.

When I first heard of the concept 'generational trauma' in sociology 101 I said 'oh I get it it's like the Bills losing 4 super bowls before I was born' and the professor said I was disrespecting the victims of the Holocaust

(To friend whos developed a major drug problem) whats up man heard you been lettin it rip lately

It’s time. After 50 dry days it’s time to get wet. It’s time for FRIDAY BEERS.

And here to welcome all of us to those delicious Friday beers is acclaimed actor and star of my as-yet unwritten gritty Guy Fieri origin story “Flavorclown,” MR PAUL WALTER HAUSER @PaulWHauser

it’s kenny pickett time 🥲

Turns out being light years ahead was just buying a franchise with Steph curry, Steph curry having glass ankles so he signs cheap deal, and an unprecedented cap spike

Kyler Murray reporting for work in Philly wearing a Penguins Sidney Crosby sweater

my sister: he looks like jason kelce
me: [looks up to see who she’s talking about]

Filling a humidifier with Panera lemonade and closing the garage door

For the first time in Pittsburgh Penguins history, we have a GOALIE GOAL!

It’s just to good. I got to figure out how I can make money off this

wake up babe, new cardagain just dropped

happy halloween

come on just give him the Sean Payton (suspended for a year, Kevin James gets to depict however he spends that time on film)