Sometimes when I go back through my archive I find the occasional comic that aged very poorly

Running into public restrooms with gatorade bottles full of The Rock's pee and shooting it into the urinal like the water boys hydrating players during time outs on the sideline

Thinking about making a career change and pivoting to being the professional pee bottle disposer of the stars

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Dwight ask him about Michael Penix and report back to us
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I don't really drink or do drugs, so if anything you should be worried about how all of this shit comes to me when I am sober and of clear mind. I have no idea how weird I'd get if I did more substances
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He's Janiel Dones from now on.

Can any LSU fans chime and tell me if Nabers just has resting chill vibes normally because he seems so unenthused in every interview and picture I've watched since the pick
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They put their own tweet on the graphic about people liking the pick lmao
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You don't take someone else's hat off their head. That's fighting territory
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Woke up this morning and a co-worker was like 'Falcons got the steal of the draft' and I spit out my water and went back to bed

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Honestly that draft was pretty uneventful and routine outside the Falcons swerving off the cliff early on

My gimmick for next year's draft cards will be all of their nudes in bio