If I see one more USC mind challenge on my Instagram feed I’m actually going to kill myself in protest.

At the end of the day, its all about the burners who like and comment on your tweets. I wouldn't be here without yall. 402_ gynecologist La’Quarius Giggle Fart Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor Dale Ribble FattRhule

Beautiful day today calls for first polo of the year (yes it’s Peter) (yes the left hates this)

Now that our high school careers are coming to an end, here is my conclusive and indisputable rankings. High School Grade Rankings 1- Sophomore 2- Junior 3- Senior 4- Freshmen If you disagree let me know (Politely)

Beautiful Tuesday calls for the classic double polo look. The left hates to see a white guy feel himself, but that won’t bring me down! Get it how you live it!

Laddies, one at a time please. #SpecialNotDisabled

Love when part one of the final is so cooked I realize I have to study for part two.

Daily man tip, If everyone at the table is “good with water” so are you Don’t be a bitch

Daily Man Tip #2 The second someone says “that’s good” you pick it up. Save the potential embarrassment You’re not on Tour.

Taking a “rest day” tomorrow and by “rest day” I mean laying in bed all day playing Clash Royale and jerking it every time it comes off cool down. Get it how you live it!

I hate when I’m at Starbucks and I gotta order a “Venti Iced Matcha latte with Sweet Cold Foam” and the worker look me up and down tryna decide if I’m gay or if I’m there for my girlfriend.

“What dorm are you in?” “what’s your major?” “Where are you from?” “Your in KKG, do you know____”

If my hair grew as fast as my pubes I’d be Rapunzel by next Tuesday.

Frank Caprio, you will be missed.

Sometimes it isn’t deep sadness or a painful amount of rage, It’s simply a “Damn”, and you just gotta move on.

What happened with Charlie Kirk makes me sick.

Get Minter (Enrique’s 2010 Nissan Altima) up and moving around

If Indiana made football work, maybe we could work out too.

You could have been a picture perfect aphi, yet you play basketball at Northwest Missouri state?

1/2 Black Fathers side (Opiates), 1/2 Asian from Moms (Can’t drive) It’s not tigers fault, it is quite literally in his blood.