If you and your partner are looking to “spice things up” in the bedroom, I recommend a pinch of red pepper flakes.

(fitting a noose around my neck and wobbling on a rickety stool) google says this is how i tie my shoes

Did the devil write this?

“Touching grass” won’t be enough for some of you. You’ll need to go down on a bush.

Not one gay man or woman ever tried to convert me as a child or teen. But I was tricked into going to a Christian camp pretending to be a surf camp.

We’ve entered the “smiling during sex is problematic” era of sexuality discourse.

this is what 26 year olds looked like in the 70s

New flag spotted at Justice Alito’s house.

Mr. Beast is slowly becoming Jigsaw from the Saw movies.

Holiday reading. Looking forward to reading it Eric Sprankle, PsyD

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Interview: Author Eric Sprankle Debunks Masturbation Myths 📚 Eric Sprankle, PsyD

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it's always 'why are you killing them?' and never 'what's killing you?'

God removed Adam’s rib to help him suck his own dick.

So…be a porn star?

I’ve never seen nipple clamps on a wedding registry and, quite frankly, I think newlyweds need those more than a Crock-Pot.

Is this an early draft of Harrison Butker’s commencement speech?

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The slippery slope of pedestrian-friendly city planning.