What is wrong with this picture? It's of my human. But the cat on her lap is NOT ME. BETRAYAL!!! #humanshaming #thecatswetweet

Mr Cats Rule The Internet #NewMrMenOrLittleMissTitles #TheCatsWeTweet

Guess who got three dinners last night because he kept escaping into places he shouldn't be and had to be lured back? #TheCatsWeTweet

You can have your* spot back human, under the condition that it becomes your tomb. *contested #Caturday #TheCatsWeTweet

You have seen my secret lair. Now you must die. #catsareevilgeniuses #thecatswetweet

One does not simply walk into Mordor. #lotr #Tolkien #thecatswetweet

From delicates to a full load is 2 years. Happy #Caturday 😽🐾 #cats #CatsOfTwitter

You talking to me? #mondaythoughts #thecatswetweet

IT'S ALIVE!!! Does this prove the monsters under the duvet are real? #sundayvibes #thecatswetweet

You know what you did, human. #MondayMorning #TheCatsWeTweet

#NewProfilePicture thanks to Groot & Rocket tweet...! #ItsBeginningToLookALotLikeChristmas

Christmassy cuddles 😻 #ChristmasTree #Christmas #TheCatsWeTweet

I'll have the next tub now, please. #Caturday #AlwaysHungry #TheCatsWeTweet

Bestowing my solemn seal of approval on my Christmas cards. Thank you Phoebe, Selene and Mr Binx, Saartje 😺👑❄ 🧶🧺 and Groot & Rocket tweet...! #ChristmasCards #TheCatsWeTweet

If Santa's a mouse then sign me up for the naughty list. #CaturdayPHOTOChallenge #Christmas

Human, I thought I forbid you from celebrating #kissagingerday. #catsoftwitter #thecatswetweet

#WednesdayMotivation no, it was the other cat who muted the Vicar’s microphone

"Just say no". #FridayFeeling #CaturdayEve #TheCatsWeTweet

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going back to sleep Wake me for dinner. #ValentinesDay #TheCatsWeTweet