He took the substance

The best highlights from Jannik Sinner and Carlos Alcaraz' match in Beijing But honestly, the whole match was a highlight. These two are THEM.

this is such a stupid bit i love it

And what is a macaroon, ultimately, if not a fancy Oreo?

This is really embarrassing. You are supposed to grow out of this by like your mid-twenties. Waste of money and time. It destroys friendships and lives and before you know it you’re “that person”. Cocaine is bad too I guess

The sub-editor who didn't go with 'wanked!' here should be summarily dismissed. Life of Brian is even on the list!

It's so awesome that Tolkien was as astonished writing LotR as we were reading it

Hard anniversary today. Light a candle, sing, & show some love to someone who needs it. I remember that the day that orange asshole “won” was the most depressed I’d ever seen her (and she was generally not a depressed person) so VOTE HIM INTO OBLIVION. I love you all. ❤️🥁❤️

A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me

if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. true happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions

My new book, a sequel to Bookworm, is available to pre-order from today! Pre-orders really, really help authors so if you think it might be for you, please do take the plunge 😀❤️📚

Happy publication day to our Oxford Handbook of Restoration Literature! global.oup.com/academic/produ…

i cant believe ChatGPT lost its job to AI

New at Bounces: An in-depth interview with the woman who broke the silence around Alexander Zverev during the #AusOpen trophy ceremony with five words: "Australia believes Olya and Brenda" Free to read for all, but please do subscribe: benrothenberg.com/p/alexander-zv…

Our first Black Nielson show for 20 years is at the always lovely Wood Festival. Come relive the early 2000's with us and the best band at any festival Fonda 500 Link to tickets here: woodhq.org/wood-buy-ticke…

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Couldn't stop thinking about the bizarre AI mangled images that have been atop the WTA website for the last 12 hours and counting, so I wrote about them here. Free to read, human-made writing here, but please do subscribe! benrothenberg.com/p/wta-website-…

They killed this one

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You’ll be hearing from our lawyers, Patrick.