"I CAN'T."

"Carol is making me jittery."

@PartTimeAvenger "To become KFC?"

@PartTimeAvenger "Notice me Senpai."

"DAMMIT KAINE I WAS GONNA SCORE WITH HER!"

Wade. Slade Wilson. Parody. @PandaPoolio "You two need help."

“Lady Deadpool: Wade. Slade Wilson. Parody. @PandaPoolio "You two need help."” "Thanks, you too!"

Wade. The chaste cheek peck is one thing but the over, Carol pulled a Neo in the Matrix and dodged like it was Agent Smith's bullets.

“@LethalHeadPool: I have more of a chance of fucking Captain Marvel than you guys do you thirsty fucks.” "BUT HOW?!"

"HAAHAAHAHAH."

"Netflix should just add a 'You fucking yet?' button."

“@LethalHeadPool: I WILL NEVER EAT YOUR ASS!! Lady Deadpool” "DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW LUCKY YOU ARE??"

The person below will die alone.

"The fuck kinda weirdos do I have stalking me?!" x.com/LethalHeadPool…

I'm posting this again because it's still the greatest thing on the Internet. vine.co/v/eTT7i7EMDJ3

"I like to touch my balls when they're saggy. Feels good."