He tweeted “miss her” and 15 of you felt special

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my cvs receipt to finish printing

i hate seeing a woman cry over a man. first of all, i have a shovel...

Everything you’re going through will soon turn into everything you MADE it through. 👊

Being someone’s ride to the airport is a level of responsibility that my nervous system is not equipped for

Tomorrow isn't promised. Shoot your shot today

Being alone in life ain't so bad I mean it's peaceful af

It's time to have a little talk about retweets, babe.

Hold on. The void is yelling something back to me.

I want to be invited but I don’t actually want to come

Might fuck around and melt with ya for all eternity

i mean i guess we could try to make each other happy? not you weirdo, fuck you stay miserable

If it isn’t a little bit scary, it’s not fucking worth it.

I wish I could remember that really good tweet I just thought of. ~ tweeting in your 50's

You take care of life and life will take care of you

If you lose followers you're doing it right.

They laughed at me at a porn audition.

The internet is intellectual Suicide.

Who knew satan is a piss head 😬

When you wake up Everyday is a good day.