This guy is hilarious 🤣😆

Reposting this because anyone who can make such a subtle joke deserves it

Greg Abbott should have to personally reimburse the state for every penny spent on this foolishness

And honestly there is some merit to “rich white ladies” (but emphasis on rich) getting better treatment in criminal cases. The remedy to that is to treat everyone the way we treat “rich white ladies” though, not to treat them worse. Wanna send someone to prison? PROVE YOUR CASE.

This morning there was a starling in my backyard eating all of the invertebrates crawling around in the grass The early bird got the worm

That's what he wants us to think

Texans should be concerned that there is a growing contingent of judges on the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals that believes prosecutors should always act adversarial to the defendant, regardless of the merits of the case. Apparently these judges have never read—or simply choose

Thank you to the The New York Times for following my journey. In the words of Jerry Garcia, what a long strange trip it’s been! nytimes.com/2025/06/18/us/…

Can't we get it up to 11K?

As DA I completely agree. We have real crimes to prosecute. Legalize and regulate if you really want to protect Texas kids. SB 3 isn’t going to protect kids - it’s going to bog down law enforcement and distract from where they are really needed.

Come and check-in early for Rusty Duncan!

Hon. David Newell speaking on CCA Updates!

Texas prisons just confirmed that death row prisoner Joseph Prystash was found dead in his cell yesterday. Officials say it was natural causes He'd been convicted of planning a 1994 murder for hire for Robert Fratta, a Houston-area cop convicted of having his wife killed

These are such great projects. Clearing someone's criminal record can literally change their life. I was honored to help Dallas County DA roll out the first "Expunction Expo" in Texas back in 2016. They've caught on in many counties. Thousands of people have gotten a fresh start.

A brilliant lawyer giving a great talk on a vital topic