@pinkpants8410 glad that's clarified #twitterfauxpas ...

Management course today .... Known known , unknown known, known unknown, unknown unknown ..... Who knew ?

@pinkpants8410 the answer is always yes !

The trouble with being a fat tv weatherman is that no-one can see the map.

@citylivindundee Alan Robertson not even allowed to polish it. .. Bought the tab with money from leaving gift! ... Love it so far

@citylivindundee Alan Robertson. ?.. You need to buy one of these. ..... Great for long nights in new workplace

#bbcqt ian hislop. ?. Quality qt tonight. ...

Oh. Here is a good one. Dr Douglas Elder from Dundee giving a great talk on syncope. ECG is important test. Here —check out the computer read. #AI is almost there. Grin. #rcpeCardio19

Ended up in Romania when I went on Travelodge website to 'book a rest'.

iOS5 upgrade on iPod Touch stuck on "Restoring iPod apps" for the last hour with no progress bar ?frozen ?crashed #usualrubbishitunescoding

Passengers are currently unable to alight from trains at Shepley due to reports by police of a lion in the area.

Medical research tip #224 - Saturday afternoons are an excellent time to call study patients to arrange appointments :-) 12/12 success rate!

Santa caught making a delivery to NinewellsDoctorsMess :-)

“Santa caught making a delivery to NinewellsDoctorsMess :-) ” nice one Alan Robertson

@dellhomeuk, bought xps12 today and est delivery date was 7/1/13 at 4oclock.now just been on to check and it's now February. What's going on

@dellhomeuk Hi dell - does the XPS 12 have a TPM ?

Was worth it though... x.com/MockTheWeek/st…

Two consultant cardiologists working hard in Tayside today.. Mm mmnnn #ImInWorkJeremy Sir Jeremy Hunt MP

@OneCraigOShea Dom Joly