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Parody. The really well-trained dog is the one that turns his somersault when there is no whip. merch: https://t.co/3bxNPhdkPL

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1 week ago

My four year-old was watching the Trump trial when he turned to be gravely and asked 'Daddy, why is everyone on Trump's legal team making such a terrible face?' And when I told him 'Because Trump just farted,' he started crying.

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