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Parody. The really well-trained dog is the one that turns his somersault when there is no whip. merch: https://t.co/3bxNPhdkPL

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As a moralistic pundit, I had to scold Maureen Dowd when she showed up drunk for an editorial meeting, but in my hip-hop heart I thought you's a down-ass bitch, and I ain't mad at cha.

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