Happy birthday to the best wife in the world. I love you.

Fashion but make it winter.

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time.

Happy Holidays. 💋

Sign a hundred NDAs, but I still say something.

LOOK AT MY HOT WIFE

I am my inspiration.

I'm standing in the ashes of who I used to be.

I've been feeding the rhythm.

We never have a fight, we never have an issue whatsoever, and we'll be here when ur faves betray eachother. I love and will always love you immensely, Natalie Kassidy. Just like you inspire everyone else to be better, you inspire me to be the best Chad I can be. Happy Valentines

Chadentine's.

🌹

Mom, I am a rich man.

The Slayer. The Love Witch. docs.google.com/document/d/1IU…

I am Chad and I will be the mayor on this show one day. Vote for Chad!

I'm in my own little golden age.

Everyone scream for Chad's birthday.

This means you're all screaming for my birthday!!!

Every day is Chad. Happy birthday to my identical twin 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗞𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗱𝘆.

It's not my fault you're, like, in love with me or something.