You wanna get outta here, maybe go grab a book or something?

Drifting between the drama of the waves.

Sometimes I daydream about being a ninja assassin but I also daydream about being a professional hugger.

Welcome to middle age. You now fight for your right to leave the party at a reasonable hour so you can get a decent night’s sleep.

toddler: I’m really high friend: me: friend: me: He means tall

I sit up at night, to tell the stars about her

That sounds absolutely ridiculous, let’s do it.

People say “delete your account” like it’s an insult and I’m like man if I could, I would’ve by now

I still believe that words and ideas can change the world.

It's not that I hate myself. I'm just not really my type.

[At Vision Center] Receptionist: Which Doctor would you like to see? Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

My four year old is watching Toy Story for the first time ever and he just whispered to himself, “Alive toys... I knew it.”

She heard the sound of the sunset whispering goodbye