This week’s “I’m Offended” we tackle Santa and his band of reindeer bullies. I’m Offended at Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer instagram.com/p/BrlA42EnO02/…

I’m putting in a new floor and Mexico’s going to pay for it

Last minute gift idea for that insignificant person you totally forgot about? How bout 2 tix to Zollopalooza? It will help you save face, while giving them the greatest night of their life. Nick’s Comedy Stop Dec 28-29

Boston humans! This will be a great weekend. I dare you to come

Last night’s show sold out, there are still tix for tonight’s 8 o’clock show

No Resolutions for me this year. I’ve literally accomplished everything I want. Keep working guys!

#TomBrady #Tommy9Times #FerrisBueller #DonZollo #FerrisBrady #patriots #Superbowl53 #BreakingBalls Breaking Balls | Comedy TomBrady12 Tom Brady’s Ego Tom Brady tom brady forever @tombradybrasil julianedelmanfan11

I get all my political perspectives from Cardi B

If you took Don Zollo -7.5 vodkas before half, you’re doing great

I'm taking March off of social media! I'm finding social media does more bad than good. I want to evaluate getting off. I urge you to join me in the "LET"S ALL GET OFF TOGETHER" movement. Get off social media and turn your profile purple to let people know. #LETSALLGETOFFTOGETHER

Approximately 22 Veterans a day commit suicide. Would at least 22 of my Twitter friends please copy and tweet? (Not RT). Veterans Crisis Line 800-273-8255

The LA Earthquake was 6 but it’s a Boston 9

Never has there been a more fittting contest for a more fitting applicant ##Bostonsportsbarbarian

Monday Night watch live on #twitter #Facebook #YouTube or #twitch with Gordie Gronkowski JR and Don Zollo I am Mr Monday #ilovemondays #liveshow #gronk

Did 5 minutes of new material to an almost empty room. There was one table of 8 giving me banker stares than anything that has ever been stared at blankly in human existence. As I leave the room another comic says btw they don’t speak any English #goodtimes

Go out this weekend and see one mainstays of Boston Comedy, my boy Will Noonan headline Laugh Boston for the first time.

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How I became the Ferret King of New England 1 of 2

How I became The Ferret King of New England 2 of 2

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