Unironically the gen-z/alpha/millennial response to world ending events is wild. Can we stop having more "once-in-a-lifetime" events pls.

Fuck I need this so bad

if you’re not putting me in a chokehold while you’re fucking me then what’s the point?? like at least put your fingers in my mouth or something

If I follow you, I probably want to knock you up

"my son turned out perfectly fine." lol ur son gets hard at the thought of being treated like a lil puppy

THE BIG WOLF YOU FLIRTED WITH RUNS A PAW DOWN YOUR BACK. HIS FINGERS SLIP INTO YOUR PANTS. YOU SQUIRM. HE SLIDES A FINGER INSIDE YOU. THEN TWO. YOU GASP. HE HOISTS YOU IN THE AIR AND HURLS YOU ACROSS THE FLOOR. YOU HIT ALL THE PINS. ITS A STRIKE. YOU ARE AN OBJECT. A BOWLING BALL

we are all dogs in God’s hot, parked car

There are 2 types of gays

So ready for the megaplex pool 😮‍💨