Ghislaine Maxwell defending Trump is like Jeffrey Dahmer vouching for your cooking.

You ever tweet and sit there like: Not sure if shadowbanned, people too stupid to understand the joke, or the joke just wasn't that damn funny? And you'll never know.

GizzyIsDead

Im still talking about them. Are you?

Swear to god, I can't just buy Grapefruit flavored soda for Palomas in this house, because of course it’s called Squirt, and my wife has 642 squirt jokes cued up now for every occasion. It never stops.

Post your Epstein memes here. I need more.

Where are they?

Well, that's it. I've closed my writing accounts and said goodbye. I'm no longer a writer, editor or content creator for anyone but the wife. Last book just went online 5 minutes ago. Last unprovoked link I'll ever post: royalroad.com/profile/533632

How many years in a row do you have to genuinely wish for death every single day before people find it socially acceptable to put you down?

If you all could just share this that would really help a lot thanks

We need to get these dangerous guns off the streets. NOW DAMNIT!! ... Any Sig p320 owners, we beg of you, just turn them in to the police buyback and go get a Glock or a Beretta or something. Even a Hi-Point. It’s just not worth it. Your femoral artery thanks you.

Bout ready to just get in the habit of immediately muting my own posts to avoid seeing the wave of dumbfucks that have to spew their hate for me saying controversial shit like "I don't like dill pickles" and other triggering propaganda.

You know what, All the Sig owners losing their shit about my P320 jokes. I don't care. If you wanna shoot your own dick to fangirl out over a brand that lies to you about safety, go nutness. Pray to Lord Sig and drink the marketing koolaid. #IDGAflyingFuk. Sorry your ass hurts.

Honestly, at this point, I'm inviting the bots to chat about shit. Humans suck, and can't hold a conversation, so what am I supposed to do here? Reject primate, embrace skynet. What are we even trying to save?

UPennProf

Okay, so is 3d printing gun parts just legal now, or is everyone posting felonies with their face online like it’s fine? I'm just curious, where is the line?

You know, AMAZON, if you actually had a guarantee money-back situation, maybe I'd pay that extra bucks for rush delivery, but the free shipping is 2-5 days and when I HAVE paid extra for priority there's always a 4 day delay and I don't get my money back. Where's my incentive?

Even Mrs. Puff has questions.

Nobody tell them they're too stupid to realize they're outing themselves.

I get real bored.