mega man you have to understand i originally built AK-47 Hands Man to safely use his bullets for ice sculpting but dr. wily switched out his Good Boy Batteries for Cruelty Batteries and

"Sorry Comrades, am not home right now." "Please leave message at the sound of... uh... beep."

"Should build AK-74 hands man instead."

Something doesn’t feel right…

"That just makes you look out of season for the entire rest of the year."

"That looks absurd-"

"You only care about petty things like fighting to be the best. But Mega Man is different. He cares about the future." (Proto Man, MM2 TPF)

"Sometimes, peace cannot be achieved unless those who spread war are destroyed." (Dr. Light, MM2 The Power Fighters)

"Am going to invent 'Snow Plow Hands Man' if this snowfall keeps up."

GET EQUIPPED WITH EVERLASTING PEACE

|| Rockman-San out here confirming my headcanons about Rock’s relatively limited kit.

|| An excess of available options limit reason to be creative or give any one enough thought to develop meaningful skill with them, especially in a machine who wasn’t natively made to fight. Haven’t done a fight in ages for Rock but it’s neat to be validated. ✨

"QUICK COMRADES, HAVE I POSTED IN THE LAST 30 DAYS?" "CAPITALIST SCUM WILL DELETE ACCOUNT IF NOT."

Bittersweet idle moment at a local park whilst in his civilian clothes. The children he used to spot about the playground are now old enough to be watching their own visit those same slides and swing sets. All the while, Rock’s the same as ever.

"Ah, the bittersweetness of agelessness for robots."