I'm going to church tonight to pray for all of you blasphemous heathen devil's lettuce smokers... Sike!!!!

In case nobody has told you today..... You still ain't shit🤣🤣🤣😎

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I'm back bitches!!!🤣🔥💯😎😎

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. 🤣🤣🤣 Goodnight y'all 💤💤💤

Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy 🤷

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. 🤣🤣🤣 Have a wonderful morning 👍💯😎

They hate us cus they ain't us! 💯💯😎😎!!

You know, at parties, people always ask, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi

It ain't about the money 💲 It's about the mission 💯💯💯

I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!

What's something you never expected to achieve but did :)

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.🎣😜🎣💯

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. 😢

It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.

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We all know what day it is today This spliff is on fire!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥