The Starbucks inside Sky Harbor is bumping some weird lo-fi Rihanna this morning.

When someone says they are unbothered by something, then doubles down and continually brings it up again… They’re bothered.

I cannot wait for Christmas. I think I’m going to start cultivating my Christmas playlist now.

I’m calling in FBI SEATAC to investigate this. #flashback #iykykLEtwitter

Short work week means I’m home in time to go to a concert tonight with some friends to a band that was popular when I was in high school. My checklist for my tiny bag includes my inhaler, so that’s how you know I went to high school a long time ago. 😂

ouch. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Seconded.

Which included several “jerkawwwfff” references.

Quite of the night: “Bartender,I would like to close out my tab, and then I would like to yell about Britney Spears.” Now who said it:

Here’s a hint on the right answer: they are from east of the Rockies. Hope that helps you pick. 😂

It’s hilarious to me that @BeanTownCop is currently in the lead for this. I can rule him out as the sayer of the quote. If you chose Bean - you’re wrong - try again.

And the winner is… Rookie City Det. Sergeant! He had a THING OR TWO to say about Brit. All while wearing a USA flag jacket and a butthole hat. I still love that so many people thought it was @BeanTownCop. Obvious answer was @blondeonpatrol but that was who Sarge was talking to.

Dispatcher No More, Still a Dame @BeanTownCop @blondeonpatrol I have very strong feeling about the way she's been treated by the media and celebrity culture. #leavebritneyalone

Narrator: he was not.