I live in my car. I’m not homeless, I just have kids in sports. #TrueFactsTuesday #MegsMotivation #TheDailyBitch #SoccerMomEra

How long do you think you could keep driving in a roundabout before a cop or anyone else would be like “Hey yo! You just can't do that anymore bro.” #FridayThought #MegsMotivation #Roundabout

Believe in yourself like tourists believe they can pet bison. #DontPetTheFluffyCows #MegsMotivation #MondayMotivation Yellowstone National Park

Me to the #MLMHuns: No, I can't come to your (insert #MLM #PyramidScheme here) party. I have to organize my liquor cabinet.

Spirit on the run I’m an alien 👽 Brady’s favorite part of any 311 show is always 🥜’s bass solo

Is your refrigerator running? Because at this point, I’d vote for it. #2024Election #RockTheVote #VicePresidentTrump #DementiaJoeGotToGo #Trump #Biden #GOP #DNC #WhatTheFuck #ThisIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings #MegsMotivation

Is this what #Y2K was supposed to be like? #Crowdstrike #outage

In case you’re new here. My level of sarcasm entirely depends on your level of stupidity. #areyounewhere #sarcasmishowihug #megsmotivation #lifeishardwhenyourestupid

Can’t wait to hear ARCHIVED: Jen Easterly speak at DEF CON. 😍 #cybersecurity #girlcrush

Naps don’t help when your soul is tired. #Naps #Sundayfeeling

Reading about the life of Warren Buffett this #ThursdayMorning. Seems he was in a sort of a #throuple with his late first wife and his current wife. At 98 (happy early birthday!) dude is a #stud!

Tried to walk across The Tower Bridge. But this dude decided to climb it instead. #towerbridge #towerbridgeclimber #london #ijustwantedtotakeastroll

Emergency Responders are now on the bridge attempting to rescue the #hoodedTowerBridgeClimber #TowerBridge #London

Negotiations? Emergency Responders are now talking to the #hoodedTowerBridgeClimber. Hoping for a safe ending to this for all involved. #TowerBridge #London

And he’s down safely. #hoodedTowerBridgeClimber #TowerBridge #London