Well folks you know me... I’ve owned a few Strats in my day. Rarely does one nail the “Sultans of Swing” tone straight away. Here we see a newly acquired 1965 Fiesta Red model through a 1965 Fender Princeton Reverb. #antiquesjoeshow

Patient “I don’t want an Asian doctor” Receptionist “she is Scottish” Patient “she doesn’t look Scottish.” Receptionist “what do Scottish people look like?” Silence. Appointment card taken. So proud of my team 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 #endracisim #equalitydiversityandinclusion

I have been asked by my PR company to comment to media calls on the government defeat and the Brexit mess. Frankly I have nothing to say and see no solution. Not sure if its legally possible but if I had my way I would just remain and forget the 2016 referendum

You know the end of The Italian Job when the bus is hanging off the cliff & one false move means everyone dies but they still want to get the gold at the other end, which is now just a fantasy, and Caine says, "Hang on lads, I've got a great idea"? That's Theresa May, isn't it?

A little risqué photo shoot today! #antiques #Guildford #Surrey

Occasionally he’ll read lovely words off a TelePrompTer that someone else wrote but he doesn’t understand, and then within days he’ll say something that will remind us ... he was just reading words off a TelePrompTer that someone else wrote but he doesn’t understand.

Jesus wept. Ivanka is now the Brexit point person? We are just extras in a pantomime.

Is throwing it back in justified? RT for YES Like for NO x.com/BestVideosvira…

Celebrated 30 years of Ringos All Starrs last night. Pictured are the surviving members of 1st All Starrs band- Joe Walsh, #RingoStarr, Jim Keltner & Nils Lofgrin. Miss & love the rest- Levon Helm, Rick Danko, Billy Preston, Clarence Clemons & Dr John. RIP our brothers

Anyone else done this while welding? Call me now (via Giles Paley-Phillips)

we are all edward hopper paintings now

Couldn’t help but laugh at this.

Frank Lampard and John Terry in a staring contest x.com/FanAnticsFC/st…

Just had a fantastic holiday all booked for us by @CLodgeTravel. Made it so easy and no stress. #supportlocalbusiness

The President said he was going to run America like his businesses. Apparently we have reached the part where he would usually just declare bankruptcy and run away. #TrumpShutdown

A colleague of mine is 23. She is bright, single and fears: "I will never in my life own property." She asks if I could mention that she would like to meet a guy with a house. If you are interested, please could you send a photo of the house.

Patsy the phantom knitter of Cranleigh Oxfam shop has done it again! This is brilliant! #Oxfam #Cranleigh #Bestvolunteers #bestOxfamshop.