At least a former player of theirs scored a penalty midweek though, silver linings.

I demand Aleksander Isak.

Not like that pussio Jeremy

Oh think twice, it’s just another day for you and me and Declan Rice.

Airsene Wenger

So does your mum

*insert goodfellas emoji

Dembele hit that harder than I hit my bongs

Dino

The morning after the night before, gazprom comedown.

Think I dropped half a zoot outside the pub if anyone sees it.

Stay tuned throughout the day for more shit jokes.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s Amorim

Margaret Thatcher died 11 years ago today 🍗

As a wise man once said, I do like a challenge.

Waka waka