Me: give me the aux cable

Them: will you play something normal please...

Me: absolutely!

What I play:

it's so cool that this website's primary revenue driver is people who would have been pissed at upton sinclair for writing The Jungle

Cops continually failing to save people's lives over and over again makes sense when you realize that the type of person who wants to be a cop is a coward both personally and ideologically.

I can't explain it but this guy looks like when your gf tells you that you're gonna meet her friend's boyfriend and you're gonna love him and then you meet him and he fuckin sucks. that's this guy

They saunter up wearing the brand new Margaritaville Crocs, are you smashing?

I got literal death threats a couple weeks ago when I suggested that homeless people aren't inherently violent criminals looking to attack anyone

Young Sheldon ending with him studying mathematics at Yale and becoming a research subject for an MK Ultra program