I’ll find yer bloodsucker for ya! #Svengoolie

Elisha Cook Jr. sighting! #Svengoolie

How many c’s are there in succubus? #Svengoolie

Things are beginning to add up #Svengoolie

Suffering from clogged arteries? I make house calls! #Svengoolie

Everybody do the Kolchak Polka! #Svengoolie

Stakeout! Nice choice of words, copper! #Svengoolie

Dear Gail, This is bigger than both of us. One day I’ll find you and we’ll share the proceeds from my bestselling expose called Interviews with Vampires. #Svengoolie

Looks like the crew of the Exeter took a powder! #MeTVStarTrek

Water suckers!! #MeTVStarTrek

#Metvstartrek

Truth be told, after a few cranberry cocktails, I tend to mess up the Preamble too … #MeTVStarTrek

A Sinister Figure Glances at a Clock. It’s Got to Be Film Noir. nytimes.com/2024/09/10/fas…

Kids, it’s not whom you’re married to but whom you INTEND to marry that counts #TCMParty

Of course I’d attend a fishing expedition with you, Billikins … #TCMParty

Do you love a mystery as much as I? #TCMParty

I want my husband … or a refund! You know what I mean … #TCMParty

What the devil is wrong with this world? #TCMParty

If I were the last man on Earth and you were the last roll of 16mm film …