.Stephen Colbert asks John Bolton what it was like not sharing the key information Congress wanted for impeachment. #LSSC

I cannot. Y’all I’m not trying to traumatize anyone (TW: sex trafficking) but I continue to be appalled at how anyone can say systemic racism (esp in law enforcement) isn’t real. This is so heart-breaking.… instagram.com/p/CB4iGfIpcPV/…

This is me looking super surprised that bars are closed again...🥃 Hey. Just buy some Black Cow for your home, mkay? (I like it neat at room temp and I don’t even drink vodka.) Meet me at the park or for a… instagram.com/p/CCAbV95JAXu/…

Meh I don’t have a “brand” anymore anyway... Pride Month is almost over - yesterday was the anniversary of the Stonewall Riots of 1969 - a major event that followed worldwide protests in 1968. I remember when I… instagram.com/p/CCB1wMbJB_-/…

Omg the truth 🤣

The Five Tweets That Never Die I Use More Garlic Than They Say To Use I Wonder Why I’m Anxious Could It Be My Very Phone Itself Men Simply Will Not Go To Therapy Why Is No One Talking About The Thing Everyone Is Talking About You Telling Me Shrimp Fried This Rice

I'm starting to wonder whether "Sleepy Joe Biden" is really an argument for the Democratic candidate. I think many people could use a little sleep, and a president who isn't up at all hours rage tweeting conspiracy theories and societal division.

Trump says he might not accept the 2020 election results. If he needs a recommendation, I have a great therapist who helped me accept the results of the 2016 election.

2016: Sure Trump is bad,but how much damage can he do in four years? 2020: If everybody buys enough stamps, Democracy will survive long enough to reach a vaccine for this deadly virus and we can see a movie again.

Republicans went from “what about her emails?” to “what about no mail?”

This needed to be retweeted again.

LinkedIn makes me feel like TikTok makes Boomers feel... I just tried to congratulate someone but couldn’t figure out how to find the notification again, and I don’t even understand what anyone’s job title actually means.

Booker asks Barrett if she thinks it's wrong to separate children from their parents Barrett: "That's a matter of hot political debate that I can't express a view or be drawn into as a judge" Booker: "These are basic questions of human rights."

Just 8.4% of the world’s population live in a “full democracy” according to The Economist Intelligence Unit’s latest Democracy Index econ.st/2YCiA6f

Personal news: I have been named NY1's New Yorker of the Week As your New Yorker of the Week, I will do everything in my power to ensure the Knicks make the playoffs ny1.com/nyc/all-boroug…

I was so ahead of my time...

If you see me on the street: I can’t hear you - I’m strutting through my own personal music video.

Hi NYC MTA City of New York who on earth thought it was a good idea to trigger people about gruesome things like toddler death on the subway?!! Really Jacoby & Myers?! You couldn’t find a less aggressive way to advertise?