Our 20'x40' Desert Tent has arrived! We will be putting it together tomorrow. It's perfect for birthday parties!

We might as well keep tweeting now that we're here

Our 5 followers would be devastated if we left the platform.

Wow, make that _6_ followers. Up 20% in the last hour.

"The Hermit" has arrived. #minigolf

Exclusive scoop for our 6 Twitter followers: we are pushing hard for a soft opening of our new mini golf course"The Hermit's Adventure Golf" June 5th. Grand opening event coming together for June 11th. Come be the first to play! Lol, we are seriously only announcing this here.

Overhead at the threshold of the entrance to the Desert, our newest 2 yr old member to his 4 yr old brother, "It's NOT scary" as if trying convince himself that the Desert of Maine is not as terrifying as it's cracked up to be. 😌 (He was all smiles when he came back)

What a night to play...

Dear Portland Press Herald, Why does it cost significantly _more_ to subscribe for ~1 year vs. ~3 months? i.e. why disincentivize longer subscriptions? //Signed// A curious camel

If someone out there needs #motivation today, I just learned to fold a fitted sheet. #keepfighting #nevertooold