My contribution to the society is asking little kids " mbona hujavaa sweater and mbona hujaenda shule Leo"

Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns. But you still gotta play dumb to survive.

Nimeenda, ndio utoke uendee maua kama wenzako na wewe si nyuki.😂😂

first half of the year cooked me but game ni 90'

Ukikula kichwa ya fish utakua mwerevu and other stories

Ndio mzae anaingia na Jezi, we mschana tutakupata tu😂

'Scenes pale CBD' Me: waah exactly my type God: wait lemme show you another one

Hii ni saa ngapi sijakula na jela watu washakula 🥲💔😂

Niko na ugali mnionyeshe picha ya mboga nione tu

Procrastination ilianza time ulikua unaacha space ya diagram utarudi kuchora

Deep down i want to touch an electric fence and see if it works

Kama huyu exact aki🕯️🕯️🕯️

This is ....💀

Me listening to the gospel skiza tune in disbelief from the most wicked person

Ukirudi home after 10 years alafu last born akuulize unafanya nini kwetu 😂😂

“Nimenunua mattress na orthopedic pillows, ulisema nini ingine?”

Kama huna orthopedic mattress na pillow usiitane sleepover

Turudishwe tu 2019 tuanze upya,juu what's this life

POV: Thieves in Africa when the police arrive before the community