"Oh, and don't mention it about the autographs. Way I see it, it's just me getting around to it after all this time."

Meeting A Ghost [Dir. Phil Coulson] Read: tl.gd/n_1s2dup1

Laying It All On The Table [Steven Rogers] Read: tl.gd/n_1s2dvlf

"You plant yourself like a tree in the river of truth and you tell the world 'No. /You move/.'"

"So, she's a Shania Twain kinda gal, huh?"

"Well, she got the last bit right."

Quietly slips his shield onto his arm and checks his corners. Something's amiss.

#HereComesTheBitch The man before me was crying. He was /sobbing/ and it was absolutely fuckin' pathetic.… twishort.com/bEZfc

"SOCIAL CUES, STEVE!!!!!" Steven Rogers

"Talking. With women. It's, uh, been a while."

"Where's Nat when you need her?"

"No! Word, no, I never meant that, at /all/!" [She'd kick my behind from one end of the Brooklyn Bridge to the other if I did.]

"... A hipster? What's that?"

"Did all of this innovation actually come at a cost to us?"

"I apologise to your figure, Miss Carter."

"Well, that's what people say about burgers, isn't it? That they go straight to your hips?"

"There may be no rush, but we don't just have to let it drop if you don't want to, either."