I played one match, boarded a Spanish frigate, killed the captain, immediately died from grapeshot all while someone was shouting about Jews and the Epstein files on proximity chat. 10/10

Bigger question, how the vampires gone come in the juke joint because SHE said so? Her name ain’t even on the lease.

"Hell is full of men who swore they'd change tomorrow."

Just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

Realizing it was me who didn't text back

Consent is vital

FREE GAZA WE ON THE CORNER LIKE ISRAELITES

Me after i realize i spoke too much today and i wasn’t mysterious like i planned

DDG & BenDaDonnn start clowning grown men for going to Spring Break without even being in school 💀😭 "...wtf do n*ggas be taking a break from? no real job has Spring break... you done took a break from selling weed for the week?..."

never let yourself get to this point, ask once and never again

Yall want a man like this until they don’t answer their phone for 5 hours bc they’re queueing dps all day😭😭

maturing is realizing the best work shift is 6am–2pm

When you find out the creator of The Simpsons being in the epstein files, suggest they were not predicting events They were confessing

Stop getting mad at the entire male population cus you picked a LAME ASS NIGGA

This like when Naruto went to Ichiraku Ramen after defeating Pain

realizing i’m no longer a kid. Now my mother tells me her problems, and I hide mine so she doesn't have to worry.

He who controls the spice controls the flavor

Yup. And the leader in the middle is Robert F Williams. A Marine Corps veteran who changed the course of the civil rights movement and made an international impact beyond what even MLK Jr. did. But he’s erased from history because they don’t want us knowing that violence can work

when you start getting “sorry i fell asleep” instead of “goodnight”

Marilyn used her privileges as a white woman and demanded that Ella Fitzgerald always perform in a club where Black people were not allowed. It is disrespectful to compare her to a racist.