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Hugh Jasul

@deejaytone518

Deejay. Producer. Engineer. Musician. Associate Editor & Staff Writer for Funky Fresh Magazine.

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Just think, if we’d lost the Revolutionary War we’d be eating gross British food today instead of pink tubes of ground up pig assholes.

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If you plant a block of Ramen noodles in the ground and water it with Bud Lite it will grow into a college student named Todd who loves MMA.

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Sorry...can't-I'm busy downloading Adele's new album & shame-eating donuts in bed while crying & breaking up with girls I wasn't even dating

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I accidentally drank one of my girlfriend's wine coolers and now I ask people for directions and get a headache every time I see my penis.

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Nearly wrecked my car trying to save my tacos from falling. Before you question my priorities let me point out, there was sour cream on them

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Quotes to calm an angry woman: 1. Stress makes you fat. 2. My ex never acted like that. 3. I love you, even if you're just like your mom.

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Getting my Xmas shopping done early is really just me clicking on Amazon and ending up on YouTube watching random cat videos.

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I still take every opportunity to say "that's what she said"...you may think it's old and useless but that's what she said.

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[Naming a glue product] How about "Gorilla Glue"? That's stupid. Doesn't even make sense. Are you Krazy? Did you just say crazy w/a "K"?

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If you pretend you're a judge for a baking show, you can eat as much cake as you want and it's not as pathetic. Initially. In your mind.

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Do you think Chewbacca has a human like dick? Or is it one of those red rocket things that dogs get? @Georgelucas66 wont answer me.