Happy birthday, Lᴇᴏ Bʀᴇɴɴᴀɴ 💫 😆

So, Leo is a food and boob enthusiast like his dad. Should have known.

One day old, too.

If you find your attentions shifts mid-sex that you were enjoying a minute before . . . you might just have ADHD. youtube.com/shorts/zd7YC2U…

Real Talk: It feels fucking weird to not be pregnant anymore. Also very surreal to be holding the little being that was INSIDE my belly all that time. Also also . . . I'm fucking obsessed with him and never want to put him down.

// NICE

If I ever get Lucifer a Solstice gift.

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So when did instagram turn into like 2010 tumblr? Or is that just mine? IYKYK 🤣

If you're a plus size woman and your UN is 'helicoptor tiddies' I feel like I have to follow. I don't make the rules.

Y'all. I don't know how I managed this but like my instragram feed is exceptionally LGBT and horny and I kinda love it.

Tempus Brennan ~ Mᴀʀᴄʜ 17, 2026 🍼 Wᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ, Lᴇᴏ

Man, diaper changes when you're half asleep are dangerous. I nearly got peed on.

Whatever you're doing ... Leo does not approve.

It really was. Lil man already copying dad.

You're both so cute I can't.

I don't knooooooow! Can you expire from cute overload?

// One day I shall stop being viscerally annoyed at henry cavill's face. Today is not that day.

GASP! IS THAT A BLACK BABY COW!

. . . random but I just sneezed and teleported across the kitchen. I THINK MY POWERS ARE COMING BACK!