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Beautifully said. I couldn't agree more, 🅿️ＲＥＺ. The cope will be very real today on FactMachine

New Year’s Resolutions were invented in 1951 by Charles Gym to sell memberships to his invention “The Gym”

Claude Code is crazy. I just synced my Hitachi wand up with my Spotify.

having a gf is insane because it's literally a claude that you can touch

ALPHA SEASON 2 IS COMING JOIN THE WAITLIST TODAY

Holy shit he’s almost 60 and a millionaire?? No fucking way! After just 40 years of being in the workforce and benefiting from the absolute best housing and stock market in history? Need to buy this guys course on how to get rich now!

New Market: Should Greenland be part of the United States?

After months of planning, we're excited to announce 'Fact Mart' is coming to New York City. New York's first 2x price grocery store. We signed the lease. And we donated $1 to Food Bank For NYC — an organization that changes how our city responds to hunger. 🧵

Week 2 of Alpha Season 2 is over! This week's top traders will take home: - Bernie Madoff's Suit - A Lebron James Rookie Card - A 2008 Lehman Brothers Stock Certificate - An Emerald - DDR5 Ram This week's top voters will each take home an original Enron stock certificate!

Not gonna lie, when we switched to a prize model for alpha, I had no idea how difficult it would be Do you have any idea how hard it is to find FIFTY Kabutos in New York? I've been to every Pokémon store in NYC and they LAUGH at me I’m gonna rope

ALPHA TRADING RESUMES AT 4PM EST We've made the website a lot cooler. There are profile pages and gifs now.

You really can bet on this now Note: dcf cap seeded factmachine

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WE'RE LIVE! New Market: US Military Intervention in Iran - Good or Bad?

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Homies, Please be patient with us as we distribute last week's payouts. We have to send every transaction manually, so it's going to take some time. Realistically, end of day Monday. Soon, we'll automate this process so everyone gets their weekly rewards instantly. But in the

a homeless guy asked me for money today. I gave him a dollar. he asked for more. I explained that with the Strait of Hormuz opening and costs coming down at every stage of the supply chain, that the dollar should buy him 15% more than it did last week. he spat on me.

Tomorrow we're hosting a livestream to celebrate our 100th market. We will be connecting every employee to a polygraph machine and seeing how honest they've been on FactMachine. Every time we catch a lie, we'll take $100 from their balance and give it to a random user.

Warning from Dario Amodei: “Claude CAN lay pipe and WILL eat it like a pit bull in a peanut butter factory”