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David Patterson #LovingMyTone #NotMovingOn

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Always - remember average speed cameras are just mean.
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The Halfway Post (@halfwaypost) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly worried thousands of protesters will come to his birthday parade dressed as chickens and handing out free tacos to everyone.

Rep. Jake Auchincloss 🟧 (@repauchincloss) 's Twitter Profile Photo

First: RFK Jr cancels funding that Harvard & MIT use to study the molecular basis of autism. Then: RFK Jr. issues a report on autism with made-up scientific notations.

Don McGowan (@donmcgowan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

OK, I have now read the document that Zia Yusuf snuck out to try to back up his ludicrous claim that Reform UK could raise £7B by scrapping DEI initiatives across government. TL;DR — absolute, weapons-grade, Tory manufactured bollocks. Aside from the basic spelling

Roman Sheremeta 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@rshereme) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As I predicted, a truck phobia has now begun in russia — massive traffic jams have hit the Irkutsk region, and every cargo truck is being inspected. Recently, I explained why Ukraine chose to publicly disclose so much information about Operation “Spiderweb.” 1/n

Best for Britain (@bestforbritain) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Shapps begins by saying defence is an area that should transcend politics and goes on to make the most spurious partisan points imaginable, including... that Labour should have done all this twelve months ago when, erm, <checks notes> Shapps was still Defence Secretary. ~AA

Oliver Stirling (@ows1892) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"How dare you. My unlawful indiscretion was years ago. I'm talking about *CRIME*, and *crime* is an exclusively lower class pursuit."

Imogen (@imogenlemon02) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Apparently Andrea Jenkyns claims that Reform will cut 10% of Lincolnshire County Council staff. LCC employees 5,500 people directly. That includes people who work in schools, transport and care sectors. 10% would mean over 500 people losing their jobs. Ridiculous.

Apparently Andrea Jenkyns claims that Reform will cut 10% of Lincolnshire County Council staff.

LCC employees 5,500 people directly. That includes people who work in schools, transport and care sectors.

10% would mean over 500 people losing their jobs. 

Ridiculous.
Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Trump fired all competent people and replaced some of them with incompetent hacks. Criminals, grifters, C level racist celebrities are now ruining America.

Feargal Sharkey (@feargal_sharkey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Thames Water preferred bidder KKR pulls out of rescue deal." That's it. Game over for @Thameswater. Govt needs to put TW into special administration and today! theguardian.com/business/2025/…

Parody Keir Starmer (@parody_pm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sean Matthews, the Reform Leader of Lincolnshire County Council, shows how bright he is in a disastrous BBC interview. Here’s one highlight: Interviewer: “is it pro bono?” Sean Matthews: “No, it’s for free”

BBC News Press Team (@bbcnewspr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BBC STATEMENT "The claim the BBC took down a story after reviewing footage is completely wrong. We did not remove any story and we stand by our journalism. "Our news stories and headlines about Sunday's aid distribution centre incident were updated throughout the day with the

Miss Chief 🤨 (@midge1415) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Susan says there was no bacon or sausages. Susan says she only got chips once. Susan said there was no food the Brits could eat. Susan needs to holiday in Margate. Susan is a pure gobshite 🤣😂😂😂

Susan says there was no bacon or sausages. 
Susan says she only got chips once.
Susan said there was no food the Brits could eat.
Susan needs to holiday in Margate.  
Susan is a pure gobshite 🤣😂😂😂
Femi (@femi_sorry) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Israel has now gone too far." Imagine your friend is dating someone who's abusive. You beg them not to, but their other friend insists they're a great partner. This goes on for years, and the abuse gets worse and worse. Until eventually the other friend joins you in