He knows what you did last summer.

My accountant never filed my taxes :D

To deer or not to deer? THAT IS THE QUESTION

Redbull Deer (Dawny) To, thats not even a question

The fuck

This isn't a political account. But I am pretty sick of Republicans.

I just got followed by a legal team based out of Saudi Arabia. >.>

Feed me I'm hungry Need deerb food

I wanna make a new character. Should it be a lamb or a sheep or a goat? It must BLEAT!!!!

Soft taco best taco

El Bleato

Wtf is being rizzed? I've seen that word twice today and have literally never heard it before and people are just acting like it's normal.

I am fawned of you.

So I'm considering deleting Twitter. I've already deleted my AD. I've noticed a flow of far right and anti LGBT propaganda ever since it's gotten new owners. Anyone know of a good alternative?

I'm gonna stop using Twitter for the foreseeable future. I won't delete my account yet but I won't be posting.

Moved to Threads! Come join me! Stick it to Leon Skum! (Not a big fan of Darth Fuckerberg but lfg)