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David Cumming

@DaveyCumming

laugh-crafterer | word-shouterer | song-singerer | Olivier-winnerer | co-AD @spitlip & @kill_beast | comedy | music | @mincemeatlive | queer | he/him 🏳️‍🌈

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linkhttps://www.operationmincemeat.com/ calendar_today09-07-2012 11:57:59

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Thanks gang! Always looking to streamline Operation Mincemeat so anything that fell by the wayside will now officialy be cut from the show xoxo

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This was a genuine question btw:

London Stansted Airport can you advise? Will security let me through with it? Don't want it confiscated, for obvious reasons!

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Classics scholars:

I would like to read Ovid's Metamorphoses

What translation should I go for?

Is there a gold standard one?

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Big changes for the Mayoral elections.

Photo ID is now required, + the switch to First Past the Post means that Progressive voters no longer have the luxury of voting Lib Dem or Green.

Only way to prevent Trump/Truss fanatic Susan Hall getting in is to vote for Sadiq Khan.

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Simply no way of asking this without sounding like a knob, so here goes:

Hey Ask Ryanair - can I travel with an Olivier Award in my hand luggage?

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Moving house means uncovering insane past purchases, such as this ludicrously large sun-hat.

So I wanna know - what's the most ridiculous thing you own?

Drop pics

Moving house means uncovering insane past purchases, such as this ludicrously large sun-hat. So I wanna know - what's the most ridiculous thing you own? Drop pics
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Without a doubt, the Hippodrome Casino is the most homophobic venue in central LDN. Fuck you and all who wallow in your disgusting mulch. 🖕

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