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On Stuart Pearce’s 62nd birthday, a reminder of his final match as a player in 2002.

Stuck on 99 career goals, an injury time penalty is given at Maine Road. Dave Beasant even tells Pearce he’s going to stand still.

The scene is set to retire in style…

To celebrate William Shakespeare's 460th birthday, here are his 46 best (and strangest) insults:

What it delivers, you soulless little shit, is an indelible stain on the reputation of our poor country.

It might give your dwindling troglodyte base a brief twitching racism-boner but it makes the other 80% of us all the more determined to be rid of you forever.

Get out.

Sam (Flower Girl) Jennings Expedia tells me that a one way economy flight ticket from London to Rwanda costs £474

There’s no money to sort the railway, the nhs, the post office scandal, support disabled people properly, sure start centres, to keep some fire stations & police stations open,

But there’s £1.8 million PER PERSON to traffic people to Rwanda.

No money, my arse.

Campaigning on lies and deceit worked for Brexit so now they use it everywhere.

Liberal Democrat leader Edward Davey says the government's Rwanda bill 'is the most expensive and unworkable scheme' he's ever seen put forward.

They’re getting desperate now…Rwanda is the most densely-populated country in Africa

Explain a plot badly. One bloke is desperate to leave Wales.

Celebrities always want regular people to reduce their 'carbon footprint,' meanwhile ...

Taylor Swift's Full 2023 Flight Itinerary:

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“If the disability benefits system is ‘unsustainable’ the Government should take action to deal with the causes of higher numbers of people needing support for their mental health, not take away the help people get to deal with the consequences.'

Only a Tory could see persecuting the most vulnerable in our society as a reason to be buoyant. Disabled people sacrificed at the table of war and those fleeing the wars they back are deported to a dictatorship. Evil scum.

🚨 NEW: Jeremy Hunt has been accused of breaking parliamentary rules for the SECOND time after promoting weekly tours of Parliament for £22

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2nd best Predator film after the original.

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