Introducing the UCP Finance Critic Drew Barnes ... Any 5th graders out there? #abvote #abed

If you consume any kind of media or products created by gay people, you better not be voting UCP. If you are voting UCP, this means you don't value any of the contributions gay people have made to this planet. #QueerKidsAB

Dear #UCP #ableg

This is terrifying. #Alberta

Does “live from the border” mean Party City? Fox is really out here doing the most on a budget to make the border look more dangerous than it is 😂 h/t Jacob Soboroff

People recounting the best day of their lives: Her: Receiving my doctorate Him: The day my children were born Me: That one time A&W Restaurants had 2$ Teen burgers

Since Kenney won the election he has: - Agreed to the Fed gov's pipeline delay - decided not to " turn off the taps" of oil to BC -said he will do whatever it takes to make sure Scheer wins - defended the Fed carbon tax It's been 5 days. Two of those days were holidays.

"We want to make sure that young people are actually learning in class instead of doing politics outside of school during school hours." Jason Kenney responds to province-wide school walk-out on GSAs. #yeg #yyc #ableg #cdnpoli #GSA

People actually voted for this ambulatory sack of last week's discounted cole slaw in a suit. For the sake of the people he represents, I certainly hope he gets around to learning to spout a second sentence at some point. #ABPoli #InDueCourse

So this idiot hung a sign off the bridge over a ONE WAY street, all the cars were travelling AWAY from the sign. No drivers could see the sign, just the pedestrians on foot. Can we bet this was a staged photo for Candice's assistant to take a picture? #FauxOutrage #cdnpoli

"We don't want your dirty meat!" says shirtless Chinese cook standing in front of grimy kitchen with raw meat hanging in the open air.

woman: im in terrible pain and i need help doctor: the bad news is that u have rectovaginal endometriosis woman: oh no... doctor: but the good news is im enrolling u in a study woman: u mean like a clinical trial? doctor: [staring directly at the womans chest] oh, youll see...

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Remember, two wrongs don’t make a grapefruit 🍓

I think we can all agree that daylight savings is actually really stupid. Sign the petition and let’s put and end to this pointless tradition. Jason Kenney 🇨🇦🇺🇦 Rachel Notley chng.it/LtQMTW4L2j Sacha