⠀ ⠀ 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐄. ⠀ that’s for me to 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸, and for you to ⠀𝘥𝘰𝘵, 𝘥𝘰𝘵, 𝘥𝘰𝘵 . . . ❜ ⠀↻ ╱ ♡

She's grown bored now, and thinks it's about time, 𝓚 —𝓖𝒐𝒅— (PARODY) returned to give her some attention.

#WittyOut

I do not need this mental image, Kol. We have crossed many lines. Let this not be one of them.

𝓚 —𝓖𝒐𝒅— (PARODY) — business." I added, as though I were somehow guiding his thoughts away from the violence that often encapsulated them.

"How's the coffee, snookums?" 𝓚 —𝓖𝒐𝒅— (PARODY)

My Dearest, Klaus... You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy birthday! 𝓚 —𝓖𝒐𝒅— (PARODY) And let's not forget this private little party I may just be persuaded to throw you! All my love for you, Caroline X

Happy birthday 𝓚 —𝓖𝒐𝒅— (PARODY) have an amazing millionth one... She even made him a chocolate cake loaded with Bourbon.

Yes , I make a big deal about Caroline’s birthday : and then completely forget mine.

/ the actual notifications and threads are hidden under this shitshow of stupid and irrelevant spam notifs.

"Happy Birthday, to the bane of my existence, 𝓚 —𝓖𝒐𝒅— (PARODY)." A bottle of single malt scotch ort to do the trick. ℓσηg ℓινє тнє кιηg

Lies and betrayal. Someone out to change the name of this place.

—— 🥂 my brain can’t brain right now.

Not in a long while, that’s for sure.

The brain does what it wants. Plus, it’s not always best for my brain to be working.

youtu.be/CQ_U0gwB_E0 Klaroline 𝓚 —𝓖𝒐𝒅— (PARODY)