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Fretting about The Extinction Event's economic impact is what one expects from a species obsessed with bitcoin & others' morals. Look up from the feedbag!

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Hello! I will continue contributing to the Twitterverse, and you can also follow me on POST NEWS. Please add your name to the waitlist here: post.news/?r=eyhZX (I hear the waitlist is quick and you won't wait long.) --Wendy Northcutt, voice of the Darwin Awards.

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Evolution Bites Earth: Darwin Awards New series in censor-free zone🪝: The Darwin Award For Stupid Human Species Tricks. TOPICS: Look at hive. Look at humans. See the similarities? Vaccinations. Collective property? 100-sided die. Understand Peer Reviewed Research? #badschools

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Just relax and enjoy the FACT that nobody can control trolls. For a minute in 1991 humanity resisted "Feeding The Trolls." Then humanity collectively FORGOT TO IGNORE TROLLS but there is literally no other way. #DarwinAward

Just relax and enjoy the FACT that nobody can control trolls. For a minute in 1991 humanity resisted "Feeding The Trolls." Then humanity collectively FORGOT TO IGNORE TROLLS but there is literally no other way. #DarwinAward
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Kinky Sex Saves Polar Bears From Extinction. This is not a drill, this is peer-review science. Some are uptight about 'weird' sex. But Polar Bears know a cross-species swing is a survival hedge in the game of life. ICE FREE EARTH will test the weakest link bit.ly/SexyBear

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Polar Bears (URSUS Maritimus) faced with habitat loss, move to a new habitat and breed with Grizzly Bears (URSUS Arctos horibilis) a sibling species. Interbreeding increases robustness. Pity HOMO Sapiens left no habitat for Denisovians nor Neanderthals. Heh. Heh.

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Private Jets: Stupid Human Trick. Little private jets a'jetting willy nilly, as the trackers show. Those emissions do pollute the atmosphere of Planet Earth, and wash into sea to toxicify, acidify, and murder inhabitants therein. Destroying own habitat:: Darwin Award? Discuss.

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Donot want blue checkmark. Bluecheck is artistic handcuffs! I cannot edit the banner on my page, else loose that blue check. When you've got no #bluecheck, you've got nothing to lose. IF [ can't == cannot ] then [ don't == donot ] * Citizens For Sensible Language *

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Trolling for extinction? IMO Humanity is an evolutionary dead-end because we are trolls. Troll behavior is baked into human nature (seemingly). The stupid angry part of innate human nature is increasingly increasing, and this troll activity is ripping civ to shreds. WDYT?

Trolling for extinction? IMO Humanity is an evolutionary dead-end because we are trolls. Troll behavior is baked into human nature (seemingly). The stupid angry part of innate human nature is increasingly increasing, and this troll activity is ripping civ to shreds. WDYT?
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CLIMATE DATA SPELLS DOOM Increasing faster than ever, atmospheric greenhouse gas levels just from 2005 to December 2022, with emissions increasing as fast as ever- spells certain doom. Check HS6! #globalwarming #climatechange #climatecatastrophe

CLIMATE DATA SPELLS DOOM 
Increasing faster than ever, atmospheric greenhouse gas levels just from 2005 to December 2022, with emissions increasing as fast as ever- spells certain doom. Check HS6!
#globalwarming #climatechange #climatecatastrophe
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Extinction: The EARTH System The sheer volume of our CO2 poop—the waste gas of combustion—harms The Earth System, then humanity spikes the ball by leveling mountains & forests. CAN YOU FIX STUPID? That is the proposition of The Darwin Awards! Evolution Earth: Darwin Awards! open.substack.com/pub/darwinawar…

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Because our Earth System is slated to win a Darwin Award, and somebody has to do something, and do something soon -- Someone gotta slow this JATO Rocket Car of doom -- is that someone the US Department Of Energy? darwinawards.substack.com/p/the-electric…

Because our Earth System is slated to win a Darwin Award, and somebody has to do something, and do something soon -- Someone gotta slow this JATO Rocket Car of doom -- is that someone the US Department Of Energy?  darwinawards.substack.com/p/the-electric…