Doctors! Teachers! Rock 'n Roll! #Online #Comedy Show! Watch on #FacebookLive, with host Danny Dechi! Monday, January 26th, 4PM(PST) / 7PM (EST), #Free! facebook.com/danny.dechi

#Comedy with Danny Dechi & Friends at Mayes Oyster House! Wednesday, January 28th, 7PM! #Free! And every Wednesday! 1233 Polk Street, #SanFrancisco

The good news is, I didn't get fired today. The bad news is, I was forced to watch the #MelaniaMovie movie.

At Olive Garden, we treat you like family. "Your girlfriend is a whore!"

Organic chicken means, it was attacked by a coyote.

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Trump wants to ban #Internet porn. He's going to build a firewall and makes us pay for it.

#Movie sequel coming soon! "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids and Accidentally Stepped on Them"

They're already planning on building Trump presidential #library. It's going to be all Cognitive Reports.

Swiss cheese is made from Holy Cow. Another #FunFact from Mr. #Science.

Wouldn't it be easier to just shave off the eyebrows? #Olympics

Wow!

#Comedy with Danny Dechi & Friends at Mayes Oyster House! Wednesday, February 18th, 7PM! #Free! And every Wednesday! 1233 Polk Street, #SanFrancisco

#Comedy Showcase with Danny Dechi & Friends at Bazaar Café! Friday, February 20th, 7PM! And every 3rd Friday! #Free! 5927 California Street, #SanFrancisco

Doctors! Teachers! Rock 'n Roll! #Online #Comedy Show! Watch on #FacebookLive, with host Danny Dechi! Monday, February 23rd, 4PM(PST) / 7PM (EST), #Free! facebook.com/danny.dechi

Donald Karen Trump gets Olympic Gold Medal in Curling!

In my day, we didn't have radios. We listened to seashells.

Thanks to Curling, there will be a new competition added to the Summer Olympics: Staring at a Wall.

#Comedy with Danny Dechi & Friends at Mayes Oyster House! Wednesday, February 25th, 7PM! #Free! And every Wednesday! 1233 Polk Street, #SanFrancisco

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