Been waiting all day for Carrie Underwood on my tv, if I had my shot I would score. I said what I said.

If your a girlfriend guy, don’t talk to me today please. Thank you

Watching the ravens is like watching that girl you like hook up with someone else at the bar in front of u.

It was never us, I never claimed for it to be us. #spainwithouttheS

Thought towson university parking was corrupt, guess I forget about Vegas. Fury got slept. #onmymama

Another person one ups towson parking services for corruption, that ref who just called the hold on Odell.

this dude on the subway kept bugging me saying how the regularness of everyday life is too hard for him or whatever. ok bro.

Stomp on my head while I’m down why don’t u Baltimore Ravens

Really needed some juice going into this calc exam tomorrow Baltimore Ravens and right now you are just spitting in my face.

Guess the ravens defense is looking like my judgement on drinks on a Saturday night, non existent. Figure it out please.

Hey, I start the morning off with the chiefs going to the Super Bowl and I wake up for the first day of classes with a full day of lacrosse, happy Sunday everyone.

Mood. Bully ball. #RollTU Jersey Jerry

Listening to “Nothing’s new” - Rio Romeo in the library while trying to write a 13 page paper couldn’t sum up my Tuesday better. Real real down bad in the Dan Reilly HQ today. #sparemesomedecency

Draft class of girlfriends on the draft this year is something really special.

If I could describe my mood right now and the way I’m feeling, it would be anakin skywalker walking into the Jedi tower after killing off mace windu. #still

Matt Dunn -> Brett Makar -> Ajax Zappitello -> AJ Hernandez. If you don’t believe me roll the clip. instagram.com/p/BrWd93shSE9/…

Getting through Monday-Wednesday work days before 4th of July has to be closely compared to medieval torture practices. Just not a good time.

Stadium noise is at an all time high in the dentist lobby right now.

That's goal #1 of the season for Dan Reilly, let's goooo! #GohTigers