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Celebratory doob for the Bruins win tonight over the Maple Laughs

Holy jesustittyfuckingchrist Twitter. You're not making my timeline better when I have to block the same fucking ad 16 times in 20 posts. Elon Musk you have really fucked this site up.

Wow calm down Lara Trump

Of course immediately after I comment on Tampa waiting until 4 minutes left in the first to get their first shot. They score on their second.

4 minutes left in the first and Tampa finally gets a shot on net. Wow, #didntcometoplay

Agreed.

Celebrating my anniversary with this straight up stunner who somehow agreed to married me. Smart enough to make our special day 4/20 so I won’t forget.

New boots on King. Let’s GO!

🎯😂

That’s the truth…..

🤣🤣

youtu.be/PGmnoLtK1RI?si…

Best cover of an often covered song.

Mornin ☀️☕

I would be curious to know how many fuck you Elon, Elon Musk gets a day.

Of cheeseburgers

Holy fuck Elon Musk , I have a 2' callus on my blocking thumb since you fucked up Twitter.