what's up, brother

Just checked in and uuuuuhh what the fuck happened to the Seattle Mariners?

God I love watching Mitch Haniger hit.

Re-signing him was the best thing we've ever done.

It’s Miller Time. #TridentsUp

Haha... It's going to be like this the whole season. Isn't it?

HE IS HIM

Not worried for a second

You already knew what was gonna happen

Free baseball!

I've got great news about the game the Mariners are about to play:

Come to section 185 if you want an ass kicking

.Aaron Goldsmith dug into the stat books for this one.

🚨ATTENTION COMRADES🚨
I will be at the Mariners game today! Please come find me and say hi, this *could* be my only game for a long while. kthxbye <3

remember what the P stands for

J.P. Crawford, demolished.

His first of the year after hitting a career-high 19 last season.

I AM DYLAN MOORE