how tf is this even possible? is he aquaman?

“The villain should be a physical representation of the obstacles he’s facing in his personal growth” he gets it man. He just gets it.

Hot rich bitches lives are so boring they become gay as a hobby. If you see a broke bitch eatin clam that's for the love of the damn game 💯

i’m not even exaggerating i think this may legitimately be one of the worst things someone has ever said to me

If you’ve dated someone as an adult who had their first relationship with you, you’ll understand why them younger relationships are important. Dating ppl who never had a serious relationship before you is the absolute worst.

Every community that has 'no autism' will then also be like 'oh yeah, that’s just Jonathan. He doesn’t make eye contact much, but he’s incredible at woodworking' or something like that.

This is an insane thing to say about the biggest pop star on earth

I’m not Korean

Femcels vs incels

Aside from the fact that this guy sells online courses on how to get rich, I will explain why it's obvious from his clothes that he's not an aristocrat but rather a middle-class striver. 🧵

I actually like that London is a weird mix of the new and the old

a lot of you are really really dumb

Me standing next to random car making phone call, Swiss policeman arrives,

'You cannot park there'

'It's not my car'

'You have to move it'

'It's not my car'

'Move it or get a fine'

'It's not my car'

Policeman writes ticket,
'I did warn you'

'It's not my car'

This is fair

I'd like to point something out here. This is the reaction that *a vast majority* of normal people who have been properly socialized in modern society react to the news that a friend has transitioned. The problem is that the media has given an outsized megaphone to violent bigots

Mad respect to the guy in front of me on this plane who got asked to move from the aisle to the middle seat so this other gentleman could sit with his wife and he looked at the husband dead in the face and goes “I’m not sitting in a middle seat for you guys I’m sorry.”

i love how well balanced and normal everyone on here is!

yall didn’t appreciate her enough

the first episode of invincible had the whole internet shook

Just asked my missus where half of my teaspoons have gone. She’s told me that sometimes she bins them when she takes them to work because she can’t be bothered washing them and now my head is on Mars. I don’t think I can look her in the eyes again without wanting to spit on her.