“What the hell am I wearing?! What was I, drunk??”

“Yᴏᴜʀ ғᴇᴀsᴛ ɪs ɴᴇᴀʀʟʏ ᴏᴠᴇʀ. Fʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏɴ—ɴᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ sᴀғᴇ. Yᴏᴜʀ ᴊᴜᴅɢᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ʜᴀs ᴄᴏᴍᴇ.” ▪️ɪ ᴀᴍ the BATMAN ▪️Descriptive—or not. ▪️Mature Themes ▪️RT for JUSTICE

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧 — 𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐟 . x.com/i/lists/177486…

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Damage Control Pt . 1 Crafted w/ 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 ⋆ 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍

Sits up real slow, hair a tad askew, feeling gloriously buzzed. “S’up.”

“You’re welcome.”

“Went tah make ah grilled cheese an’ got confused halfway through and added jam. I’m an accidental culinarily GENIUS!”

/: To close out #mensmentalhealthawarenessmonth, this month I've been left at a loss for words in regard to how lightly some people take mens mental health issues, like it's a switch that can be turned off. I hope if I ever have a son, he never has to feel that way.

“HIYA BATSY!” The long-missed, chipper voice of a certain bouncy blonde chimes from behind the Bat. Shamelessly—having NO sense of personal boundaries whatsoever—she flings herself onto his back, lithe arms dropping over broad shoulders. “Watcha spy, B-Man?”

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“The best ice cream flavour is Bubblegum. Only way it could be better… is if it had nerds in it.” Cue the impish look—the lightbulb moment. “I’ma be right back!” She’s not running off to raid an ice cream shop and convenience store… Right?

“Ahem. SOMEONE PLEASE ESSPLAIN TO ME THE RANDOM NIPPLE IN HIS OUTFIT.” Staring with a judgy, bombastic yet deadpan side-eye.

/. Oh hello, gorgeous… 🩷

i ventured into kny rp, hooooooooooolly glitter-farts on a cracker, i’ve never seen a more toxic verse in mah life. AN I DATED JOKER!